Last month, we stated that you’d be wishing you’d never had children if they dragged you along to watch Shrek Forever After. Well this month we suggest you try and borrow someone’s children to give you an excuse to go and see Toy Story 3... That said if you have a teenage girl that wants watch the new Twilight, do yourself a big big favour and let her go with friends...
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FUNKY CHOICE
- Toy Story 3 (10/10)Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys are back.... As Andy, now 17, heads off to college, all the toys are donated to a daycare where they just don’t appreciate the sticky fingered unruly little tots and plan their great escape. Although it seemed improbable the 3rd Toy Story is even better than the first two.. It’s funny, entertaining, and totally gripping, and the ending is set to be a film classic... If ever an animated film deserved a Best Picture Oscar then this is surely it... Don’t miss it...
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FUNKY FLOP
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (3/10)A string of mysterious killings grips Seattle ans Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob. Well I have to admit that not being a lovestruck teenage girl, I really didn’t appreciate the first two twilights, but this latest offering sets new levels of twaddle... I hope to god that they don’t make another one, and if they do we’d better recruit a teenage girl to review it, because I’m not going to...


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